The Major Major Indian Tribe is attacking my village as thy speakith. Thy tis beith called off by my comrads to help fight off this might Indian tribe. This could very well be my last blog post. God bless all of you. Goodbye, and goodnight.

Thou cattle stock has been badly lessened by the pack of wolves that attacked late in the moonlit night. Two men luckily kept the pack from destroying our entire stock by scaring thou with gunfire.

The sickness, intense heat, and hunger make thy life quite miserable. I dont know how much longer thy can take it... What doesnt help is the extreme lack of supplies. Weve had to make every tool we need out of wood until thy supply ship arrives from the Motherland.

To be sure thy children become well rounded people like their father, thy always be sure to incorporate many different recreational activities and games. Some of their favorites are jump rope, kite flying, leap frog, and marble.

Math

As thy finds it of quite importance for my children to be recieved into a fine prestigious college, thy tis make sure I teach them of a wide aray of Latin and advanced mathematical concepts.

JESUS

As a fine Christian young man, thy find tis quite of importance teaching my children of the way of thou church. As long as thy continue theyre education, thou shalt grow into quite fine and fancy adults.

Farm Unsatisfactory

I have determined that thy family farm tis very unsatisfactory for thy need and wants. Thou tis leaving thy family and seven siblings for thy move to town to findith a satisfactory, and gentlemen like job.